Friday, 16 November 2012

Disaster with a capital D

Lets see:

Forgetting wellies

Going for a walk in a swamp with an insubstantial buggy

Forgetting both babies and my hat and gloves

Weather being somewhere in the minus a million degrees area ( or at
least feeling like it)

One tired mummy with tooth ache

Two dogs who are being naughty, including rolling in copious amounts of the most foul smelling badger/ fox poo that has ever existed

One nanny talking on the phone for the first time in a while.

One baby screaming like a banshee most of the way around, due to teething and the cold weather.

One baby very much in need of sleep, but refusing it 100%.

One bottle of formula dropped like a bomb, teat first into a pile of mud

Then the torture not ending when one arrives home, having a combination of trying to get baby to stay asleep from car into cot, and also trying to bath a white dog covered in big patches of brown animal poop.

Do I need to say that this was not a good outing!

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